Funny Newz N' At: Bellevue Man Decides To Become Rich — And Nothing Happened

PITTSBURGH, PA.—Cliff Epperson, help desk support plankton at UPMC, was tired of incrementally climbing the corporate ladder of the IT world, only to find he would be knocked down a few pegs at performance review time. In nearly 15-years, the lifelong Bellevue resident has never climbed out of the 30s—salary-wise or out of his parent's wood-paneled basement—despite boasting a robust 2.8 GPA from Slippery Rock University.